Passive-Agressive Compliments Post (HMD)

I am afraid I have no horn pile.
I am utterly pileless.
That said, I can think of nothing I would enjoy more than listening to your feelings.
Specifically, your feelings in regard to my behavior.
Honestly, I really enjoy it. You have no idea how much sheer titillation I derive from the criticisms of others.
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Anon on, screening on, etc. All the things are on. All of them. You know the drill.